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Susan Bates Stitch Holder – Crafting Comfortably at 4.5 Inches
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Susan Bates' Stitch Holder 6.25: The Perfect Tool for Your Knitting Adventure!
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Susan Bates Stitch Savers Super Pack The Ultimate Knitting Companion
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Dream Weaver: Sueno (Hikoo) - Cozy Comfort Awaits
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Cozy Up: Sugar & Sage Hat or Mitts Kit - Handmade Warmth with Universal Yarn!
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Cozy Sugar Plum Cowl Kit: Knit a Dreamy Winter Classic!
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Sunseeker Yarns Dream Weavers Cascade Yarns A Touch of Sunshine for Your Knits
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Clover's Giant Tapestry Needles: Ultimate Weaving Powerhouse.
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Stone Cold Sweater: Cozy Comfort Meets Unbreakable Style.
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Ella Rae Superwash Dream Weave Your Next Cozy Creation
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